He is always among you.Tumblr (3.0; @businessmanjones)http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltby2pmOkZ1qdjc99o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Finally! An outfit that perfectly matches my misogyny!</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11663402863http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11663402863Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:25:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz2438as71qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I <em>was</em> going to spit in your face, but the hat will do nicely…”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11366848501http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11366848501Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:24:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz1m8uyGa1qdjc99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This is what I like to call ‘Taking the scenic route!’”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11366400058http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11366400058Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:13:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz18sed1T1qdjc99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“To the 99%, who paid for all this!”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11366064932http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11366064932Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:05:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz0udP4Tm1qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Yeah, they’re sleeping on the street, living off of handouts, using the gutter as a toilet … kind of like your people, Moises!”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11365708883http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11365708883Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:56:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz0hvi84x1qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shopping List:</p> <p>1) Hobo repellant</p> <p>2) iPhone 5 (I know a guy)</p> <p>3) ‘stutes (IE: Prostitutes)</p> <p>4) Magnum condoms (for my big, swinging dick!)</p> <p>5) Tickets for that sold out sports game (plan to no show)</p> <p>6) Rape kit</p> <p>7) Bleach</p> <p>8) Alibi (at least three)</p> <p>9) Bald eagle meat</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11365402425http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11365402425Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:49:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsyytiVVws1qdjc99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Oh that’s good! Spitting on Occupy Wall Streeters makes me SO thirsty.”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11364034626http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/11364034626Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:12:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq0eingMJ1qdjc99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Dope! A ‘White Guy Conversion Kit!’”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8737077188http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8737077188Wed, 10 Aug 2011 12:27:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppzf5eqwz1qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Jeez. Couldn’t the Dow have waited until <em>after</em> the family reunion?”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8736428651http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8736428651Wed, 10 Aug 2011 12:06:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppzasAdu81qdjc99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Sweetheart? DVR <em>Franklin & Bash</em>, or I’ll Franklin & Bash your mouth.”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8736352606http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8736352606Wed, 10 Aug 2011 12:04:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppyufZf7u1qdjc99o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“The Dow dropped more than 600 points on Monday! Now I’ll never be able to buy that yacht made of cocaine!”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8736075163http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/8736075163Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:54:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lij7orII3b1qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m the man of your dreams in my dreams.</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4050864810http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4050864810Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:25:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lihai8UHTU1qdjc99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Thank you age of consent in Mexico!”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4030521415http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4030521415Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:32:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liha1vqDv91qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“My coffee. My wife’s eye. Black.”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4030313583http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4030313583Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:22:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lih9s1yUKf1qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Now, see what they’re doing with the cup? Think you can manage that?”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4030190687http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4030190687Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:16:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif8f6Oqk41qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Hey everyone! Turns out you <em>can </em>be 13 again!!”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4006741662http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4006741662Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:52:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif6zoBDFd1qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Being rich is awesome!”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4006269720http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4006269720Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:21:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lieu7ld84r1qdjc99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The only thing bigger than my umbrella is my IRA.”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4002786660http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/4002786660Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:45:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5ppv55QA1qdjc99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Great, great…now, this stuff won’t come off on me, will it?”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/3899517865http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/3899517865Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:29:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5p6aYj3w1qdjc99o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“Looks great. Cost a fortune. Just don’t run a blacklight over it.”</p>http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/3899378924http://businessmanjones.tumblr.com/post/3899378924Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:18:10 -0400