Who is Businessman Jones?
He is a man you depend on.
He depends on Viagra.
He is a man you can lean on.
He leans on his trust fund.
He is a man of the people.
He hates everyone.
He is a man in a suit.
From Men’s Wearhouse.
He is a man with stock advice.
That he stole from Jim Cramer.
If he were an animal, he would be a human.
But he isn’t.
If a tree falls in a forest,
It is because of a deal made by Businessman Jones.