“The Dow dropped more than 600 points on Monday! Now I’ll never be able to buy that yacht made of cocaine!”
I’m the man of your dreams in my dreams.
“Thank you age of consent in Mexico!”
“My coffee. My wife’s eye. Black.”
“Now, see what they’re doing with the cup? Think you can manage that?”
“Hey everyone! Turns out you can be 13 again!!”
“Being rich is awesome!”
“The only thing bigger than my umbrella is my IRA.”
“Great, great…now, this stuff won’t come off on me, will it?”
“Looks great. Cost a fortune. Just don’t run a blacklight over it.”